A stone guardian watches your work habits, literally showing you the weight of unfinished tasks, unused tabs, and unaddressed notifications.
You install Gargoyle and see a stone creature visibly straining under the weight of 47 dumbbells labeled 'Netflix tab from 3 days ago,' 'unanswered Slack message,' 'GitHub PR draft'—you click one bubble of soap and watch a dumbbell dissolve into light as the gargoyle's balloon lifts 12% higher in real-time.