Train founders to navigate existential threats through gamified crisis simulations
Practice maintaining precarious "unicycle balance" with limited resources while your company is under attack. Then break through to victory piñata-style by revealing hidden opportunities within each crisis.
A founder completes their first simulation—after fighting off a 'scorpion attack' (competitor's surprise launch) with just $50k runway, the screen explodes in celebration and reveals:
"You uncovered a $2M market pivot the competitor missed."
They realize this crisis they just survived was based on a REAL startup failure story, and they now have the playbook to avoid it.