Desk Plants
With Personality

Tiered pyramid planters with whimsical guardian characters that protect and narrate the story of your mini tropical jungle. Every plant tells a tale. Every guardian evolves.

How It Works

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Quarterly Shipments

New palm-leaf sized micro-plants delivered to your team's desks every quarter, ready for their 3-tier pyramid homes.

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Guardian Characters

Clown-gargoyle hybrids connect to our app, tracking plant health and unlocking character evolution stories as you care for your plants.

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Team Challenges

Wellness challenges bring your hybrid team together through shared desk-plant care rituals and friendly competition.

The Wow Moment

An employee unlocks their phone and sees their desk clown-gargoyle guardian has transformed from a sad droopy character into a vibrant jester because they successfully kept their mini palm alive for 30 daysβ€”the guardian literally celebrates with confetti animation and announces "You've mastered the tropical tier! Your next challenge awaits..."

Experience It Now

Simple B2B Pricing

Per Employee

$49/quarter
  • βœ“ Quarterly plant shipments
  • βœ“ New guardian characters
  • βœ“ Team wellness challenges
  • βœ“ App tracking & stories
Start for Your Team

Perfect for companies with 50-500 employees