BARKWATCH
The Gargoyle That Guards Your Dog
A retro-styled smart camera and treat dispenser that lets pet owners check in on their dogs through a whimsical gargoyle-shaped device. Watch your pup's behavior transform into typewriter dispatches and play with them remotely through AR mirage projections.
✨ The Wow Moment
You're stuck late at work and open the app. Your gargoyle camera is perched on the shelf, 'typing out' a message: "The Colonel is restless at 3pm - pacing by the door." You tap 'Play' and through AR, your dog sees and reacts to your life-sized projection in the living room - chasing a laser pointer you control from your phone, tail wagging wildly, actually playing with YOU despite being miles away.
🗿 Gargoyle Camera
A beautifully designed retro-styled camera that looks like a gargoyle perched on your shelf. Watches over your dog with style.
📜 Behavior Typewriter
AI converts your dog's activities into whimsical typewriter dispatches. "Buster is in deep slumber at 2pm - paws twitching in dreamland."
🌊 AR Mirage Projections
Project yourself into your home through augmented reality. Your dog sees and reacts to your life-sized projection.
🎮 Remote Play
Control laser pointers, treat dispensers, and interactive toys from your phone. Real play, real connection.
💰 Simple Pricing
$199 - One-time hardware purchase (Gargoyle Camera Unit)
$15/month - Subscription for AR mirage features, AI typewriter reports & cloud storage
Perfect for 30-45 year old dog owners who travel for work or leave dogs alone during the day. Join 35M US households with dogs who are already waiting for their gargoyle guardian.