Farm Beneath
Your Feet

Ultra-local, sustainable micro-ecosystems for urban restaurants

We assassinate food miles by installing complete aeroponic ecosystems in restaurant basements. Gourmet mushrooms, edible flowers, and regenerative axolotl aquaculture—steps from your stove.

Transform Your Basement →

✦ The Wow Moment ✦

A chef descends into their basement and harvests fresh oyster mushrooms, nasturtium flowers, and sustainable protein from a glowing, mist-filled vertical tower— all grown steps from their stove, eliminating 95% of supply chain waste.

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Oyster Mushrooms
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Nasturtium
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Axolotl Colony
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Aeroponic Mist

Ready to Eliminate Food Miles?

Join 50 forward-thinking restaurants in year one

Maintenance

$500/month
  • Weekly technician visits
  • Nutrient solution refills
  • Preventive maintenance
  • Yield optimization

Assassin Chef

$5,000/one-time
  • Advanced training program
  • Maximize tower output
  • Recipe development
  • Menu integration guide