WASABI TEMPLE

Workplace shock therapy for teams who've had enough

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🤡 Professional Clowns

Expert facilitators trained in creating psychological safety through controlled chaos and unexpected breakthrough moments.

🌶️ Wasabi Moments

Carefully crafted emotional jolts that shatter groupthink and unlock creativity in ways your last workshop never could.

🏛️ Temple Container

A sacred space where teams can safely confront uncomfortable truths and actually solve the problems they've been avoiding.

The Wow Moment

A team of cynical engineers sits in a circle when a clown suddenly slams a wasabi-laced prop on the table, shouting "WHAT'S THE ONE THING YOU'RE ALL AFRAID TO SAY?"

In that electric moment of shared shock, the senior VP whispers "Our product can't scale."

The entire room exhales. Real work finally begins.

Choose Your Path

Spark

$1,500/month
  • 90-min session
  • Clown facilitator
  • Wasabi moment kit
Choose Spark

Ignite

$4,000/month
  • 4 sessions
  • Custom artifacts
  • Team assessment
  • Priority scheduling
Choose Ignite

Blaze

$8,000/month
  • Weekly sessions
  • Facilitator certification
  • Custom curriculum
  • Dedicated support
Choose Blaze

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