Your habits. Eliminated with precision.
Hire elite assassin coaches to destroy your worst habits through personalized 30-day elimination protocols. Guided by Saffy, your clown mentor who takes self-improvement deadly seriously.
You complete your 30-day sugar elimination protocol and receive a dramatic "assassination complete" video from Saffy—your clown mentor slowly removes their red nose, whispers "nothing personal, just business," and mails you a real saffron-infused chocolate as your reward. You feel like you've actually killed something that was controlling your life.
Choose the habit that needs elimination. Sugar? Social media? Procrastination? We don't judge—we execute.
Saffy, your clown mentor, designs a personalized 30-day protocol with daily missions tailored to your psychological profile.
Complete daily missions. Resist urges. Build evidence. Saffy tracks your progress with unsettling encouragement.
Receive your assassination reward. The habit is eliminated. Your identity has evolved. Onto the next target.
Eliminate sweet dependency
Reclaim your attention span
Execute tasks with precision
Terminate the addiction
FREE
$79/mo
$149/mo