Gramophone Assassin

Record and deliver critical feedback at the perfect moment - like an assassin of bad ideas. Even the toughest feedback lands softly.

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Record Anywhere

Capture your thoughts from any device. Our AI-enhanced recording ensures crystal-clear audio with that signature gramophone warmth.

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AI Timing

Our calendar intelligence detects when recipients are most receptive, scheduling delivery for maximum impact and minimum defensiveness.

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Vintage Audio

Every message is processed through our gramophone filter - warm, nostalgic, and impossible to ignore. Feedback that actually lands.

The Wow Moment

You record difficult feedback for your boss, and three days later when they're at their most reflective (our AI detected their calendar pattern), they receive it sounding like a 1920s gramophone recording - so thoughtful and vintage they can't help but listen, and the feedback actually lands instead of triggering defensiveness.

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Starter

$49/user/month
  • Up to 10 team members
  • Unlimited messages
  • AI scheduling
  • Gramophone audio filter
  • Basic analytics
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Enterprise

Custom
  • 100+ seats
  • Everything in Teams
  • Dedicated account manager
  • On-premise deployment
  • Custom integrations
  • SLA guarantee
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