Transform Your Bathroom Breaks into Beautiful Music
Gramophone is a smart toilet seat that analyzes waste and acoustics to generate personalized health insights delivered as unique sound compositions. No invasive tests, no awkward conversations — just you, your toilet, and your biological soundtrack.
Get Your Seat - $249 Try Demo"You flush, and your phone plays a gentle melody - your 'biological soundtrack' for the day. A warm cello line means your hydration is perfect, but a subtle dissonant note whispers 'you need more fiber' — and within seconds, you know exactly what your body needs, all while sitting on your own toilet."
Every flush generates a unique melody based on your health data
Advanced sensors analyze hydration, fiber, and digestive health
Track your wellness journey with personalized analytics
No doctor visits, no embarrassment — just actionable data
Smart Toilet Seat + 90 Days Premium
After trial: $9.99/month for premium features
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