GARGOYLE
GUARD YOUR WELLNESS FROM THE BATHROOM WALL
A smart toilet attachment that transforms daily bathroom visits into personalized health insights. Analyze waste for nutritional deficiencies and gut microbiome balance with a gothic gargoyle design.
Secure Your Gargoyle — $299THE WOW MOMENT
You sit on your toilet, and the gargoyle-mounted device instantly displays a holographic wellness report showing you're low on Vitamin D and need more magnesium — your custom supplement pack is already being prepared for delivery, making you feel like your bathroom is actively protecting your health.
MICROBIOME ANALYSIS
Advanced sensors analyze gut health markers with lab-grade accuracy.
AUTO-SUPPLEMENTS
Custom formulations shipped automatically based on your readings.
TREND TRACKING
Watch your health metrics evolve over time with actionable insights.
INVEST IN YOUR HEALTH
One-time hardware cost
+$29/month subscription
- ✦ Real-time wellness analytics
- ✦ Personalized supplement recommendations
- ✦ Unlimited health tracking
- ✦ 20% off supplement orders