Assassinate
Boring
Dinners
Monthly molecular gastronomy kits that transform humble ingredients into unforgettable experiences
Each month, receive precision-measured food-grade compounds and tools to create smoke-emitting, color-changing, texture-shifting party showstoppers. Your guests will literally gasp.
The Alchemist Experience
The Glow
Pull an artichoke heart from the kit, add a drop of reagent, and watch it glow under UV light while emitting aromatic fog. Your guests literally gasp as you explain the chemistry happening on their plates.
The Shift
Transform liquid spheres into instant caviar through spherification. Watch as ordinary fruit purée bursts with unexpected texture, turning dessert into a conversation about food physics.
The Smoke
Infuse dishes with dramatic smoke presentations using cold-smoking tools. A single ingredient becomes a multisensory experience that transforms the entire atmosphere of your dinner party.
Choose Your Formula
Monthly
Perfect for experimenting
- Monthly curated ingredient kit
- 3-4 molecular gastronomy experiments
- Video tutorials & chemistry guides
- Access to community forum
- Cancel anytime
Yearly
Save $169 — 2 months free!
- All monthly benefits
- EXCLUSIVE: Party-sized upgrade kit
- Priority shipping
- Virtual Q&A with food scientists
- Bonus: Smoke gun & tools
Party Kit
For special occasions
- Everything for 12 guests
- Show-stopping centerpiece recipe
- Display platters & serving tools
- Printed guest menu cards
- One-time purchase